At the urging of Amy, I've decided to create this quotes Xanga for all of the random, stupid things that n00bs say.

[22:37:37] <ChocolateFroggy> who wants to be sorted in ChocoSlytherin, ChocoGryffindor, ChocoRavenclaw, or ChocoHufflepuff?
[22:37:44] <Britney> ME!
[22:37:47] <ChocolateFroggy> PM me
[22:38:00] <liv> i will
[22:38:08] <Britney> i will to!

(20:31:35) <Nick600> hi
(20:33:02) <Artorius> Hola.
(20:34:34) <Nick600> hey let me guess hawaii
(20:34:52) <Artorius> no.

[10:39:50pm] (@Fizzel|`Guh`) <3~|-01:07:38¬| <pinky> hifizz
[10:39:51pm] (@Fizzel|`Guh`) <3~|-01:07:43¬| <pinky> remmeber me
[10:39:51pm] (@Fizzel|`Guh`) <3~|-01:07:46¬| <pinky> ornot
[10:39:51pm] (@Fizzel|`Guh`) <3~|-01:10:03¬| <pinky> or theytold to be quite
[10:39:51pm] (@Fizzel|`Guh`) <3~|-01:10:15¬| <pinky> that ur real danielradcilffe

[10:28:25am] (Marizza) AMY IS OPERATOR
[10:28:41am] (Marizza) so u cant ahve a birth
[10:28:47am] (Marizza) sorry
[10:30:27am] (Marizza) u cant ahve a birthday if u r operator

[10:59:41pm] (Nick261) hello
[10:59:54pm] [Avada] hi
[11:00:03pm] (Nick261) asl
[11:00:23pm] [Avada] 17/f/us
[11:01:01pm] (Nick261) 17/m/uk
[11:01:24pm] (Nick261) do u like being a girl
[11:02:22pm] (Nick261) do u dressed up like a boy sometimes
[11:02:37pm] [Avada] uh no
[11:03:30pm] (Nick261) do u like wereing a bra
[11:04:26pm] (Nick261) do u like wereing a bra yes or no
[11:05:05pm] [Avada] i'm indifferent
[11:05:12pm] [Avada] there's no yes or no answer...
[11:07:47pm] (Nick261) do u have a bf
[11:08:59pm] [Avada] yes
[11:09:27pm] (Nick261) do u were your bf stuff
[11:09:42pm] [Avada] no

[15:37:25] : Josh-the-second is now known as KrispyKremeDonutMan
[15:38:15] (Slytherin_Princess) ur name is like this...HelpICantFindTheSpaceBar


[15:37:44] (KrispyKremeDonutMan) beware my creme filled horror!


*  andy is know known as andrew
[23:29:34] (Lee) No thats in mature and oo your andrew
[23:29:36] (Lee) lol
[23:29:42] (andrew) yup
[23:29:43] (andrew) hi
[23:29:53] (Lee) glad i didnt say what i was about to
[23:29:58] (Lee) lol
[23:30:02] (andrew) what were u bout to say
[23:30:04] (andrew) haha
[23:30:18] (Lee) Nun forget it.
[23:30:23] (andrew) alrighty


[23:32:46] (andrew) she was like call me at home
[23:32:50] (andrew) so i was like ok
[23:33:13] (andrew) yeah for some reason i tihnk she wants to have phone sex with me
[23:33:29] (andrew) im being sooo imature right now
[23:34:05] (andrew) aww well
[23:34:16] (andrew) hehe im like talking to myself right now


[23:35:10] (andrew) who put a fly in ur soup
[23:35:15] (andrew) u seem mad
[23:35:25] (Lee) Me no Tired
[23:35:33] (Lee) And Hungry
[23:35:37] (andrew) im tired to
[23:35:42] (andrew) and hungry
[23:35:48] (andrew) man that sucks
[23:35:51] (Lee) lol
[23:36:05] (andrew) im craving some food
[23:36:09] (andrew) awww
[23:36:15] ! andrew drools
[23:36:30] (Lee) STOP SAYING FOOD LOL
[23:36:36] (andrew) it was funny my mom fixed me dinner i ate it all then went back for more
[23:36:39] (andrew) aww food
[23:36:45] (andrew) hah
[23:36:57] (andrew) then shes like r u full yet
[23:37:10] (andrew) and im like mom im not even half way
[23:37:55] (Lee) SHUT THE HELL UP IM HUNGRY AND YOUR TALKING ABOUT FOOD I SHOULD HIT YOU!!!! LMAFO
[23:38:31] (andrew) `yeah well
[23:38:34] (andrew) im sry
[23:38:55] (andrew) ahh i dont want to be hit
[23:39:01] (Lee) say food again say food agian i dare you i double dare you mofo say food one more gd time lol
[23:39:15] (andrew) foo
[23:39:21] (andrew) fod
[23:39:28] (andrew) doof
[23:39:37] (andrew) fdoo
[23:39:51] (andrew) dfoo
[23:39:55] (Lee) Brb
[23:39:58] (andrew) food
[23:39:59] (andrew) haha
[23:40:01] (andrew) ok
[23:40:06] (Lee) im raideing the fridge
[23:40:14] (andrew) im want to do that 2
[23:40:19] (andrew) yay brb
[23:40:30] ! Lee takes out his brass knucks and hits andrew in the jaw i told you
[23:41:38] ! andrew takes out his shotgun and blows the hand with the brass knuckles
[23:41:42] (andrew) haha
[23:42:18] (andrew) man this apple tastes like chemicles
[23:45:35] ! Lee puts the barrle of a 9mm up to the shot gun and pulls the trigger and watches as andrew blows up. as andrew body parts start falling Lee picka up a leg and takes a bit. then he take the other leg and the arms and say this should fill me up
[23:45:53] (Lee) : )
[23:46:11] (@Sestina) alright, that's enough.
[23:46:17] (@Sestina) no more cyber violence.
[23:46:25] (Lee) Aww party pooper
[23:46:26] (Lee) lol
[23:46:28] (Lee) jokeing
[23:46:34] (@Sestina) you can do it in a PM if you wish.
[23:46:49] (Lee) na im doing trivia
[23:47:00] (andrew) ok
[23:47:04] (andrew) wow im hingry
[23:47:08] (andrew) hungry
[23:47:47] (andrew) hey lee can i have one of my legs
[23:48:28] (andrew) man..... freaking apple
[23:49:41] ! Lee hands andrew one of his legs ENJOY!!! Laughs Out Loud!!!!


[22:50:02] (Camille) people dont care as much about me, they just ban me without saying goodbye
[22:50:29] (jEsSiE) same here! and then mafalda got like 3 op's together to help let me come back
[22:50:33] (jEsSiE) bless her heart


[22:35:12] (Chris) overon...what does the * mean??
[22:35:12] (@Overon) heh
[22:35:21] (@Overon) it means baby jesus


[22:31:30] ! @Overon prostrates himself before Avada.
[22:32:17] (@Avada) mmm
[22:33:20] (jEsSiE) wats prostrates?
[22:33:26] (jEsSiE) thats a big word
[22:33:35] (IhateScott) its where peopleget cancer
[22:33:43] (IhateScott) ever heard of prostat cancer?
[22:33:51] (jEsSiE) no
[22:33:56] (@Overon) ....
[22:33:59] (@Avada) ...


[22:17:58] (IhateScott) soph mcdophe <censored>!! URGHHHH! <censored> YOU !! GO TO HELL AND SUCK THE DEVIL'S COCK WHAT WERE U THINKING


[21:38:15] (Chris) i never learned how to write lower case letters...so i write in all caps...
[21:38:39] (Chris) i tried make a lower case G today..and it looked like and 8
[21:39:36] (char) where were u in kindergarden when they were teaching thses stuff


[21:32:31] (Kaps18) yeah u guyz r girls
[21:32:34] (Kaps18) im a huy
[21:33:23] (Kaps18) i know im a guy r els i wouldent be looking for a girl
[21:33:37] (Lily_Potter) Im a girkl


[00:21:11] (lauren_marie) i love life as we know it!
[00:21:17] (lauren_marie) sean faris!!
[00:21:19] (Sophie) it got cancelled
[00:21:19] (Sophie) lol
[00:21:20] (lauren_marie) omg i hate u!!


[16:05:21] (cool) life sucks
[16:05:43] (MrOrange) no no its great when back to the future is on
[16:06:31] (cool) no life sucks
[16:06:47] (MrOrange) no its great
[16:07:25] (cool) no it sucks
[16:07:34] (cool) i say we hav a suicide party
[16:07:59] (MrOrange) i say your sad



[ lol purely in the interest of entertainment, I was directed to pick a random female from main and PM her acting like a n00b along with Chelsea's guidance.  so here are the results... ]
[01:33:38] (Iceman) a gurl? leik hi 2 u
[01:34:11] (Hermy) Hi!
[01:34:29] (Iceman) wuts ur asl?
[01:34:47] (Hermy) what?
[01:34:58] (Iceman) were u from/
[01:35:07] (Hermy) Australia
[01:35:11] (Hermy) u?
[01:35:25] (Iceman) americca
[01:35:29] (Iceman) hw old u r?
[01:35:34] (Hermy) 15, u?
[01:35:43] (Iceman) 16
[01:35:50] (Hermy) g or b?
[01:36:02] (Iceman) im a guy
[01:36:16] (Iceman) iceman :p
[01:36:57] (Hermy) huh/
[01:36:58] (Hermy) ?
[01:37:44] (Iceman) u a gurl?
[01:38:16] (Hermy) yeah
[01:38:52] (Iceman) wat kind?
[01:39:06] (Hermy) whaaaat?
[01:40:21] (Hermy) what do you mean?
[01:40:57] (Iceman) nuttin
[01:41:05] (Iceman) u hve picks?
[01:41:14] (Hermy) yeah
[01:41:55] (Iceman) u have dem postd on a sight?
[01:42:07] (Hermy) no
[01:42:17] (Iceman) oo
[01:42:44] (Hermy) but alot of people say i look like Hermione
[01:42:53] (Iceman) wud u emale dem to me?
[01:43:04] (Hermy) um, hang on
[01:43:08] (Iceman) ok
[01:43:22] (Hermy) how/
[01:43:23] (Hermy) ?
[01:43:57] (Hermy) are u on MSN
[01:43:58] (Hermy) ?
[01:44:13] (Iceman) i dunt hve msn
[01:44:31] (Hermy) ok, well i've gotta go, bye
[01:44:43] (Iceman) okee
[01:44:47] (Iceman) i luv u


[09:57:23] (monka) do you hef got msn
[09:57:30] (burcy) yes
[09:57:30] (burcy) why
[09:57:42] (monka) couse i like you
[09:58:04] (burcy) well what a shame
[09:58:04] (burcy) cuz i dont like u


[01:32:04] (@Fede) ñpñ
[01:32:04] (@Fede) lol*


[15:38:10] (Nadia) well u said that ur internet sucks
[15:38:38] (Augustus) omg they sed teh SUCKS!!11 ban thme!


[15:36:21] (Augustus) OMG CAPS LOCK ITS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL 4 AWESOME
[15:36:21] (lauren) hello..
[15:36:28] (@burcy) Augustus...
[15:36:30] (lauren) get rid of the caps
[15:36:32] (@burcy) caps off.
[15:36:43] (Augustus) SORRY


[15:32:53] (Augustus) l0ol i wanan raep yuo fro kudos keke
[15:33:10] (@burcy) Augustus
[15:33:14] (@burcy) english.
[15:33:16] (Augustus) helo thar
[15:33:33] (Augustus) ingles! ay bendito
[15:33:36] ! Augustus runs to border


[09:05:14] : oCeaN (~HaReMTeaM@cloaked-79877F93.adsl.ttnet.net.tr) has joined #quidditch
[09:05:18] (oCeaN) hi.ç
[09:05:19] (oCeaN) hi.
[09:05:20] (oCeaN) :)
[09:05:23] (oCeaN) +
[09:05:25] (oCeaN) ?


[04:19:50] (EB_John) onetwothreedome y did u say im freaky?
[04:20:09] (onetwothreedome) y do u type lyke this? :(
[04:20:13] (@James) lmfao
[04:20:24] (EB_John) wa me?
[04:20:29] (onetwothreedome) ya u.
[04:20:36] (EB_John) type like what?
[04:20:46] (onetwothreedome) lyke dysh.
[04:20:50] (EB_John) oh
[04:20:52] (EB_John) hmm
[04:20:53] (onetwothreedome) itz n0t kewl.
[04:21:04] (EB_John) im not like THAT
[04:21:09] (onetwothreedome) oh, but you are

[5:38:07] (Angel_of_Death) i'll probably wait till it comes out on Paper View

[4:37:27pm] • Josh-the-second is now known as KrispyKremeDonutMan
[4:38:17pm] (Slytherin_Princess) ur name is like this...HelpICantFindTheSpaceBar